Trump, Schumer And Pelosi To Offer Arguments As Judge Judy Decides Fate Of Border Wall
The border wall fight has reached the highest court in the land. After a government shutdown that has lasted over two weeks and multiple meetings and public appeals through the media, both sides have agreed to take their case to the most fair, liked, and trusted judge on the planet. President Trump will face off against Senator Schumer and Speaker Pelosi to argue about funding for the border wall.
Trump is most at home when he is in court. This time he will be suing the congressional leaders of the Democratic Party for $5,000,000,000 (billion). The Democrats will be countersuing for $40,000,000,000,000 (trillion) to fund Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s plan to fund everything from free medical care to free college, to free dance lessons.
All parties are excited to stand before the most popular judge in America.
Pelosi and Schumer released the following statement… “We look forward to explaining to Judge Judy, a part of the criminal justice system, how walls do not equate to security. And obviously she is a woman… so she will certainly do whatever Democrats tell her to do.”
Trump also put out a word… “Judge Judy is a successful TV star. Not as successful as I am. But very successful. We expect a win. And while there, we will ask her to put Hillary in prison.”
The case will appear on Friday. It will be playing right after a case involving a woman who is suing her roommate because his hair product poisoned her emotional support gerbil.