Top 11 Reasons President Trump Walked Away From Summit With Kim Jong Un
It was supposed to be the summit that brought the denuclearization of Kim Jong Un’s North Korea. It was supposed to be the summit that marked the foreign policy legacy of President Donald Trump. But it was apparently not supposed to be. Though the summit began on time in Hanoi, Vietnam, it was cancelled before a planned lunch when Trump decided to walk away. There is much speculation about why the summit was cancelled like a bad reality show. But Unverified Source is here to give you the real conjecture, all facts aside. The Top 11 Reasons The Trump-Un Summit Was Cancelled…
11 - The internet signal in Hanoi was so bad, Trump could not watch the live stream of his trusted attorney Michael Cohen as he testified before Congress.
10 - Trump remembered that he had a re-election campaign meeting with Putin in Moscow on Thursday evening.
9 - Kim Jong Un would not kiss Trump’s ring after Trump had kissed Un’s.
8 - Trump said the McDonald’s burgers in Vietnam didn’t taste the same as they do in America, tweeting, “The McFido is definitely no McRib.”
7 - Trump’s bone spurs had been bothering him ever since he set foot in Hanoi for the first time since he dodged the Vietnam War.
6 - When asked if Un voted for Trump in the 2016 election, he replied that he did not. Later Trump stated, “You know, I really can’t make deals with people who don’t support me. Now if Un had been wearing a MAGA hat, or if he hated Hillary… perhaps we could have negotiated a meaningful deal. But I’ve found it is difficult to come to agreement with people who don’t recognize me as their favorite president.”
5 - In a conference call between sessions, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity said to “end it.”
4 - When Trump said he was going to “walk away” from the negotiations, he only meant that he was going to get some air. But the fake news media said he was cancelling the summit.
3 - Un remembered he had left some nuclear warheads plugged in, and had to go home to make sure they hadn’t burned his nation down.
2 - Trump was homesick for Mar-a-Lago.
1 - Kim Jong Un refused to fund the border wall along the U.S.-Mexico border.
What is not clear is whether the summit ended for one of these reasons, or a combination. Regardless, Trump’s strong bromance with Un is deepening. After leaving the summit, Trump said, “This is not goodbye. This is, ‘We need some space. We need some time to figure out where we are.’ And I read on a meme that you don’t know how strong your bond is until you let go of the relationship. If it comes back to you, it is real. I tried this with my first two wives. We didn’t get back together, but our lawyers negotiated a good deal for all involved. So I think those were successful relationships. Look… we both have nuclear weapons. And we aren’t afraid to talk about using them. So we just have to be patient.”