Top 10 Alternative Explanations For Mass Of Humanity Flooding To American Border

Top 10 Alternative Explanations For Mass Of Humanity Flooding To American Border

The “Migrant Caravan” as it has been called, is a group of thousands of humans who have moved their way from failing central American countries toward the United States. At least, that is what the “fake news media” has been reporting. But Unverified Source embedded a reporter in the caravan and found out that this popular reason for the migration may not actually be the case. Below are the Top 10 Alternative Explanations For The ‘Migrant Caravan.’

10 - There are no Chick-Fil-A restaurants in Honduras.

9 - Photos are actually of political refugees leaving California heading to the United States border.

8 - The Democratic Party’s “Get Out The Vote” campaign worked better than imagined.

7 - Cultural awareness warriors are coming to America to explain once and for all that not all central Americans are “Mexicans.”

6 - Leading liberal attorney, Michael Avenetti has rounded up thousands of accusers to testify against Brett Kavanaugh and Donald Trump.

5 - Pumpkin spice harvesters march for better working conditions and higher pay.

4 - Refugees are not heading to America. They are going to Canada for the free healthcare and Tim Horton’s.

3 - Hollywood celebrities trying to get back into the U.S. admit that leaving America after the last election was a really bad idea.

2 - Mexican nationalists remembered the Alamo. Coming back to get it.

And the number one explanation for the ‘migrant caravan’…

1 - Thousands of unemployed latinos are heading to the U.S.-Mexican border to build a wall to keep the violent Democrats and Republicans from coming into their homeland.

Which one sounds most plausible to you? Comment below.

Liberals are pushing hard for the U.S. to allow the thousands of immigrants to enter the country. Because at the end of the day, and after all of the rhetoric, those who despise Donald Trump the most admit that living in a nation where he is President is still better than living with the violent mess left by Socialism.

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