Top 10 Election Day Headlines You Never Saw

Top 10 Election Day Headlines You Never Saw

There was so much news to cover on election day in America the media was bound to miss some stories. So we were able to round up these headlines that you probably didn’t see on CNN or FOX.

“Man Who Never Volunteers At His Church Works Polling Station For 25th Straight Election”

“29 Year Old Socialist Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Wins U.S. House Seat Then Spends Election Night Reading Karl Marx And Watching ‘Schoolhouse Rock’ Videos To Learn How To Do Her Job”

“In An Effort To Make Everyone Happy, Man Refuses To Vote Thus Casting A Vote For Every Opposing Candidate”

“Republican Christians Surprised To Learn That God Is Not Sovereign Over United States House Of Representatives”

“Free Will Baptist Church Gladly Opens Doors To Voters Who Will Choose Next Leaders”

“Christian Voter Very Upset That More Christians Didn’t Show Up To Help God Make Sovereign Decisions About America”

“President Trump Brags That His Impeachment WIll Be Better Than That Of Any President In History”

“Migrant Caravan Learns Democrats Took Control Of House Of Representatives And Return To Gang-infested Honduras”

“Republican Christian Woman Begins Posting Anti-Hillary Memes And Articles Ahead Of 2020 Election”

“2018 Election Bridges All Divides Bringing Country Together And We All Live Happily Ever After”

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“President Trump Announces He Will Be Replacing Mike Pence With Sean Hannity Who Will Continue Working At FOX News”

“Pat Robertson Says Democrats Took Control Of The House Of Representatives Because ‘Someone Sinned Somewhere’”

“Beto O’Rourke Curses Very Little While Congratulating His Opponent Ted Cruz On Win”

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