Sarah Huckabee Sanders Leaves White House Position To Join Unverified Source Team

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Leaves White House Position To Join Unverified Source Team

In a move that is rocking the political world, it was announced yesterday that Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the White House Press Secretary will be leaving her position at the end of the month. We caught up with Sanders on what was a busy afternoon to discuss the news and her plans for the future.

Unverified Source (US): “Sarah, this came about suddenly. How did your quick exit from the administration come about?”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders (SHS): “Well, the President and I thought the timing was right. During a week where Iran attacked oil tankers in the Persian Gulf, and the President admitted that he is open to hearing dirty intel from foreign entities to help him win elections, and an escalating border feud with Mexico, we felt like it was best to make this transition during a slow news cycle. We didn’t want to try and do this while there were major things out there to deal with.”

US: “That makes sense. President Trump seems to be able to handle himself and the press in situations like this.”

SHS: “Yes. He is the master. Ha. I chuckle because that’s even become his nickname, mostly with people like my dad (Mike Huckabee), Rev. Robert Jeffress, Jerry Falwell Jr., and Franklin Graham. But yes, Trump can handle himself. I often asked why I even existed in the administration. It certainly wasn’t for press conferences. I think we had maybe four the whole time I’ve been there.”

US: “So, we want you to share the exciting news with our readers. What is Sarah Sanders going to be doing now?”

SHS: “Well, this may seem like a sudden change, but actually my leaving the White House has been on my mind for a little over a year. When Unverified Source launched on April 1 of last year, it was a big thing in the White House. The President immediately told me to monitor it. I was hooked instantly. Frankly, so was Mr. Trump. He reads every article. It didn’t take long for me to figure out that this is what I want to do. It is what I was made to do. I’ve been making up real fake news for years now. But do people appreciate it? No. They call me a liar. They say I am simply a defender of the liar-in-chief. Trust me, that is not an easy job. Sure, I am good at my job. I would consider myself a pro. But I want people to appreciate my ability to fabricate stories that are unbelievable, not demean me for it. I believe I can do that at Unverified Source. And I won’t be badgered by CNN reporters while I do it.”

US: “What did the President say about your decision?”

SHS: “Believe it or not… LOL. He was all for it. He told me, ‘Sarah, you’re a woman. You really are. And you are terrific at it. When it comes to dancing around the facts, I think you are the best… perhaps the best in the history of the country. But your talents are wasted here. There is no way you can keep up with me. Do it. Go to work for Unverified Source. They need you. I need you there. I need someone I can trust in the fake news community. You may be over-qualified for them. If you need a reference, they can call me. But you don’t need a reference. They know you. I know you. You are a woman. Whatever you do, do not go to The Beekeepers. I call them the beekeepers. They call themselves The Babylon Bee, but they aren’t. They are a bunch of losers. Nice guys, but losers.’”

US: “Well, we are happy to have you on board. Anything else?”

SHS: “I am very glad to be here. And also, The Babylon Bee contacted me as soon as the news broke about me leaving. I’ll be honest. I considered them. They are a great news outlet. But their stuff is jut not quite as believable. It seems too fake. And truthfully, I think if you are going to make up your own reality, it needs to be as real as possible.”

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