Progressive Woman Posts Pics Of Her Blob Of Tissue That She Hopes Will Become Human
35 year-old Summer Jenkins can hardly contain herself. She has accomplished pretty much all of her goals in life, finishing college with a degree in Human Ideas, working as a diversity development coordinator with toddlers at a day care, voting six times for Obama in Presidential elections, and participating in a Women’s March via Skype. But recently she accomplished something nearly as great.
On Tuesday Jenkins posted some ultrasound photos to social media. “I want my friends to see my cute little blob of tissue. This mass of humanlike flesh is literally inside of me right now. I can’t even. I know some of you are wondering if it is a girl blob or a boy blob. We will have a blob gender reveal in the near future. Ultimately we won’t know if it will become a human until I give birth in a few months. But look at it. It looks just like a baby. My OB/GYN keeps calling it a ‘baby,’ bless her heart. I don’t argue with her. But I sure hope she is right.”
Summer’s friends were quick to chime in on the news. Some asked if she has picked out possible names for the blob. One user with the screen name ‘DeathMaker’ whose profile pic is an otherworldly dark creature commented, “Hey, I hope this is what you want. But remember, you are currently hosting what is basically a leech. I’m really glad for you, but don’t forget you have the right to do what you want with your own body.” Summer gushed with heart and raised hand emojis with the following response, “#ILoveYouDeathMaker #AlwaysThinkingOfMe #IHavePlannedParenthoodOnSpeeddialJustInCase”