President Trump Releases Photos Of New Team For 2019

President Trump Releases Photos Of New Team For 2019

The last two years have seen many people go through the revolving door that is the Trump administration. This has become an issue of comedy to President Trump’s detractors, and concern to his followers. Over the holidays his staff, many of which are on their way out suggested he start from scratch. One staffer spoke on condition of anonymity…

“His most excellency, which is what he prefers to be called, has struggled finding people who would remain true to his agenda. It takes a special kind of person to defend and promote the Trump presidency. So some of us suggested he start with a brand new team. But this time, he should pick someone he could absolutely trust. The way I put it was, ‘Mr. President, you need to only surround yourself with people who you would let tweet for you.’ He gave me a sneak peek of his list, and I think he nailed it.”

Trump tweeted this morning, “During the campaign I promised to only hire the best people. I tried to be nice during the first two years. Believe me. But everyone I hired either seemed to be in trouble with the law, or against being in trouble with the law. So I needed to change things up. I need the best people around me. I asked myself, ‘Who is the best person?’ I said, ‘Me… I am the best person for this job… and really for any job.’ So I am nominating myself for every key position in government, including cabinet members, as well as staff, and possibly Supreme Court justice if Ginsberg goes toes up. Some will say that is unconstitutional. But only the chumps will say that… The losers. I am going to be in more positions than any other president in history.”

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