President Trump Vows To Build Space Force And Make The Martians Pay For It

President Trump Vows To Build Space Force And Make The Martians Pay For It

To say Donald Trump is over the top is to put it mildly. He loves attention and has built his real estate empire and political career bragging about being the biggest, best, and first, regardless of the truth present in those claims.

When it comes to being Commander-in-Chief, he takes it up a notch. Trump has proposed adding another line of national defense to the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard. In 2018 he has announced the development of a Space Force to protect America against all enemies who would invade us by way of outer space. In a recent press conference he elaborated...

"As you know, I have been the best President when it comes to our military. Our national security is our most important job. And I'm doing my job. I basically built New York City, and most of the resort golf courses around the world. As a Presidential candidate I pledged to build a border wall between our country and Mexico to stop the Mexicans from invading. I love the Mexican people. I love empanadas and chalupas. Great people. But they can't invade our borders. Can't do it. In fact, not only are we going to build a wall. But as I promised in the campaign, Mexico will pay for it. We are going to do the same thing in space. We will have a force that protects us like an outer space wall. But we aren't going to pay for it. The Martians will pay for it. It is the "red planet", so I'm sure many of them voted for me... but they are still going to have to pay for it. They are green, am I right? I like green. It is the color of money. I have every intention of having world class protection, but don't think for a minute that we are going to spend a dime on it."

No word from Mars on whether or not they will be cooperating to pay for the wall.

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