Pastor Intercepts Church Leadership Letter To Santa And Finds Top 10 Wish List

Pastor Intercepts Church Leadership Letter To Santa And Finds Top 10 Wish List

Pastor Jim Nathanson of the Alive In The Word Church intercepted a letter addressed to Santa Claus, written by his leadership team. He had noticed the letter going around, but it never got to him. He figured they must have forgotten him. So before it went out in the mail, he grabbed it and opened it to add his wishes. Upon opening it he glanced at the list that was already there.

Several of the things were to be expected…

  • Increase in giving

  • Better relationship between department heads

  • Good weather for the Easter Egg Hunt

But then there were some unusual requests, these making the Top 10 List…

  • Bulletin Lady Needs Hooked On Phonics Package

  • Bring Less Spandex, Yoga Pants, And Skinny Jeans For Worship Leaders

  • Please Give Fresh Batteries For Sound Guy’s Hearing Aid

  • Less Cowbell From Drummer

  • Shorter Sermons And Funny Jokes For Pastor

  • Replace Meet & Greet With Social Media Virtue Signalling Check-in Moment

  • Bless Us With On-screen Realtime Reaction Emoji Feed To Crowdsource Tweaking Of Service

  • Give Us Missionaries That Are Cooler Than The Ones We Support Now

  • Make Our Church Join “The Message Only” Church Movement To Honor Passing Of Eugene Peterson

  • Take Thermostat Ministry Away From Oldest Lady In Church

Church Replaces Prayer Service With Santa Claus Meet And Greet To Usher In Christmas Season

Church Replaces Prayer Service With Santa Claus Meet And Greet To Usher In Christmas Season

United Methodist Church Demands Ushers Greet Attendees With 'Happy Holidays'

United Methodist Church Demands Ushers Greet Attendees With 'Happy Holidays'