POLL: Most Americans Would Rather Take A Sharp Stick In The Eye Than Go Through Confirmation Process

POLL: Most Americans Would Rather Take A Sharp Stick In The Eye Than Go Through Confirmation Process

Being confirmed for a high seat in government has never been easy. But the Senate confirmation hearings for Judge Brett Kavanaugh to be placed on the Supreme Court have been especially brutal to watch. It has been called a circus, a travesty, and the most ridiculous thing ever… and that is by senators in the hearing. Kavanaugh said it has destroyed his family. But how bad is the well-publicized process actually?

In a unique poll conducted by Gallup USA, 98.6% of Americans said that they would rather take a sharp stick in the eye than go through the confirmation process to serve their country. Here are four other things that topped the list of experiences people would rather go through than be subjected to a senate confirmation hearing…

98.5% of Americans would rather have to renew their license at the DMV every week
98.4% would rather eat pumpkin spice flavored candy corn for the entire month of April
98.3% would rather go back to dial-up internet access
98.2% would rather be a laboratory rat in North Korea

This poll was unusual in the sense that it also included individual questionnaires and targeted polling to get the most revealing answers in the history of surveys. For instance, here are 10 of the more interesting things target individuals or groups would rather do than go through the confirmation process…

Cleveland Browns fans would rather not win a football game for the next 5 years than go through the confirmation process. (Several said that this scenario is likely anyway… but still.)

John Piper said he would rather exchange sermons with Joel Osteen for a year… (Osteen said he would rather take his chances with the confirmation hearing.)

Democrats would rather vote for a Conservative for President. Republicans would also rather vote for a Conservative for President…

Kim Kardashian would rather dress like an Amish woman the rest of her life…

Husbands would rather explain the game of football to their wife during the Super Bowl…

Wives would rather listen to their husbands go on and on about football…

Chick-Fil-A would rather be open on Sunday…

Donald Trump said that he would rather lose his access to Twitter for a year…

Judge Kavanaugh said he would rather give up drinking beer for 24 hours…

Planned Parenthood said they would rather stop offering abortions… (Okay… that’s not actually true.)

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