Man Votes In Record 9th Consecutive "Most Important Election Of Our Lifetime"

Man Votes In Record 9th Consecutive "Most Important Election Of Our Lifetime"

Jim Lindsey has been voting since he was of legal age. The first few elections were normal. But over the last couple of decades things have been ramped up. As Jim explains it, “This is the most important election of our lifetime.”

This is a common phrase, but what makes it interesting is that Lindsey and his fellow-citizens are casting their vote in the 9th consecutive “Most important election of our lifetime.” The National Election Foundation says that is a record… not just for America, but in the history of the democratic process.

The record is shared by fearful voters on both sides of the aisle. Republicans and Democrats said it throughout Obama’s reign. Democrats and Republicans are saying it during Trump’s reign.

According to political analyst/meme maker, Jordan Hamilton, “It is one of the few things where both sides are in agreement. It goes back to the turn of the century. But in the elections of 2008 and 2012, the GOP faithful said that if Obama wasn’t defeated, America would be destroyed. In 2016, they realized America had survived their panic attacks and pivoted to say that voting for Trump was the only was to save America and the phrase ‘Merry Christmas’. Democrats got in on the action. They are saying that a vote against Trump is a vote against Hitler. The common phrase on both sides is, ‘This is the most important election of our lifetime.’”

As America continues to implode, it seems like the record will be extended well into the foreseeable future. Unfortunately it seems that the more the slogan is used, the worse our choices become. No word yet on whether or not there is a correlation. between the two.

Jim Lindsey is already researching candidates for the 2028 election because is sure to be… well… you know.

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