Male Justice Group Demands Apology And Reparations From Women For Eden Incident
An activist organization that specializes in issues relating to injustices against men is demanding an apology from women “for activities leading to banishment from paradise and loss of immortality.” MAALE (Men Angry About Leaving Eden) published a press release that outlines the group’s complaints, and what men expect as reparations.
“We saw what was happening with other groups and figured it was time for men to stand up against the injustice foisted upon us thousands of years ago,” explains Adam Mascolini, president of MAALE. “A lot of people have a gripe with others. But when you look at where men were before a woman messed the whole thing up, I think it is clear that we had the most stripped away from us. In the Garden of Eden, our work was easier. Nature was in balance. Some have called it paradise. Then one woman went off on her own and disobeyed the one rule we gave them. And BOOM! It all breaks loose.”
Mascolini, a confirmed bachelor says he is not bitter. But he admits that he doesn’t let stuff go easily. He describes himself as the ultimate social justice warrior. “One day we are living in paradise, the next day we are dead. Both figuratively and literally. What do we want? It is very simple. We want women to stop going out and trying to find deals. Be content with the life you have. And of course, do what we say. I don’t think that is too much to ask. Women can’t return immortality to men, but they can give us our lives back.”
Evelyn McAdoo, president of FEMALES (For Eden’s Mistake All Ladies Express Sorrow) weighed in on the demands, “I get it. A woman messed up. But that was a long time ago. I don’t know any women today who took immortality from any men today. At some point Adam has to let it go and get on with his limited life span. But it won’t be easy for him. The other day I asked him where he thought men would be without women. He said, ‘The Garden of Eden.’ So yeah… there is a lot to work through there.”