LGBTQ Community Uses Courts To Establish Christian Bakers Are The Best Bakers Ever
There's always that one person that you don't like because you never get along, but they are so good at what they do, you find yourself seeking their services. Such is the case with Christian bakers and the gay community. One would think that there are plenty of amazing LGBTQ bakers whose artistry can make for the perfect gay wedding cake or 'gender transition' party. But apparently not. Instead, they have found that Christian bakers are so awesome, that they are willing to spend millions of dollars to get a cake baked.
Jack Phillips is the posterboy for the Christian baking community. He has now been sued twice by gay activists, by way of the state of Colorado to prepare celebratory cakes for their most special events. These cake decorations would cause Phillips, owner of the Masterpiece Cakeshop in Denver to trample his deeply held Christian beliefs that deviant sexuality is not something to celebrate. He would gladly bake a wonderful cake for the would-be customers, but cannot decorate the cakes to celebrate what he sees as wrong.
LGBTQ activist and transgender person Christine Suarez now confirms that it isn't about trying to make Phillips cross his beliefs. "We just acknowledge that Christians are better than us at decorating cakes. It has been difficult for us to admit this. We are supposed to be the artistic ones. We held onto that as a social status for decades. And now... now there are Christians who are better artists? We had to choke down some pride... but we must have the best. And we admit that Christians produce the best in every field. Yes... we are prepared to tie up millions of dollars and many years to prove this to the culture."
Phillips is saddened by the reality. "It is difficult to imagine that with all of the artistic people in that subculture there is no one who can decorate a cake for a little party. But I dedicated myself years ago to producing the best products I can as if it is to the Lord. Apparently it paid off. I am the most sought after baker in Colorado these days. People are taking me to court to get a cake."
In related news, it turns out that Christian florists are also the best at arranging floral decor.