KKK Names New York Governor Cuomo Grand Wizard After He Signs Racist Bill

KKK Names New York Governor Cuomo Grand Wizard After He Signs Racist Bill

Today the Ku Klux Klan has sent out a press release announcing that they are bestowing the highest non-klansman honor on Governor Andrew Cuomo. Cuomo is now an Honorary Grand Wizard. The governor achieved the honor by signing into law the least restrictive abortion legislation in America. In the empire state, this means that black children barely stand a chance at being born. Statistics show that more black babies are aborted in New York City than are born. Those number are expected to rise now that a woman can have her child killed all the way up to the time of birth.

Jessie Lee Davis, the Grand Dragon over Georgia weighed in on the significant announcement. “This is a well-deserved honor. The KKK has been working for nearly 150 years to negatively impact the black community. Yesterday when Governor Cuomo signed that abortion bill, he guaranteed more black deaths than the KKK has delivered in its entire history. That’s next level. I have been in the Klan for 30 years. I’ve reached Grand Dragon level. Grand Wizard is above that. And even though Cuomo is a yankee, my hood is off to him. He’s a hero for white supremacists.”

Davis voted for Trump, and says he has taken a lot of heat for voting for a racist. But he laughs at that now. “Man, Trump is no racist. This guy… Cuomo… He is a racist. There’s no way you could set up a scenario that would ensure the death of more black people.  Keeping the blacks poor and living in the squalor of New York City was only part of the plan. Once they are desperate, then you get them to kill their own children. And look at the picture of him signing the bill. There are literally black people standing there smiling behind him. That is next level. Honestly, I don’t think the title ‘Grand Wizard’ is high enough for Mr. Cuomo.”

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