John Hagee Experiences Severe Writer's Block Without Unusual Celestial Events
World-renowned celebrity pastor John Hagee had a pretty good run of prophecy books and speaking engagements when blood moons, lunar and solar eclipses, solar flares, and planetary alignment events were a regular occurance. For several years he was cranking out prophetic interpretation like Trump cranks out cranky tweets.
"I'm not going to say that I am done writing about prophecy, or that I think all prophecy has been fulfilled," says Hagee. "But let's just say there aren't that many extraordinary things happening in the heavens these days. Perhaps a comet goes by from time to time... but nobody wants to read a book about comets in prophecy. I'm just not getting anything. It may be time to retire."
Avid Hagee follower June Barnes is discouraged. "I feel like we are in a prophecy holding pattern right now. I just keep going back to Pastor Hagee's previous books and read them over and over. I've heard of some people just reading the Bible... but the Bible isn't as clear as Hagee. I hope we get an asteroid entering Earth's atmosphere soon, or maybe discover another planet so we can have some clarity about what God is doing in our world."
Hagee does see something good on the horizon. "When President Trump recently mentioned that he wanted to start up a Space Force... well, it got my prophetic juices flowing again."