Hangry Man Gives "How Dare You" Speech At Local Popeye's Restaurant (Transcript)
After weeks of mega viral hype about their new chicken sandwich, which was supposed to crush their competitor Chick-Fil-A, Popeye’s rolled out their tasty offering. Within a few days, they were out. At this writing, you cannot get a Popeye’s chicken sandwich. This has enraged the customer base. Just today Bill Fleming walked into a local Popeye’s restaurant and released an impassioned speech. We have the transcript…
"My message is that we'll be watching you.
"This is all wrong. I shouldn't be up here. I should be back at work on the other side of town eating lunch. Yet you all come to us chicken lovers for sales. How dare you!
"You have stolen my dreams and my appetite with your empty words. And yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are going to KFC. Entire food clubs are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass starvation, and all you can talk about is marketing and fairy tales of availability. How dare you!
"For more than 3 weeks, the situation has been crystal clear. How dare you continue to look away and come here saying that you're doing all you can, when the chicken and buns needed are still nowhere in sight.
"You say you hear us and that you understand the urgency. But no matter how sad and hangry I am, I do not want to believe that. Because if you really understood the situation and still kept on failing to act, then you would be evil. And that I refuse to believe.
"You are failing us. But the chicken fans are starting to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you. And if you choose to fail us, I say: We will never forgive you.
"We will not let you get away with this. Right here, right now is where we draw the line. The world is waking up. And change is coming, whether you like it or not.
The other patrons erupted in applause as Fleming pulled out his phone and placed an order on his Chick-Fil-A app.