Child Claims He Was Overpowered By Kids In Neighborhood And Attacked With Cookies
Karen Sommet was baking cookies earlier this week. She left her son, Jerry in the kitchen for five minutes while she moved the clothes from the washer to the dryer. When she returned, she found Jerry covered in crumbs, frosting, and chocolate. It was on his clothes, all around his mouth, his hands, and even in his hair. She couldn’t contain her surprise.
Jerry noticed his mother’s shock as well. He immediately started to give an explanation. “Mommy, I was sitting here praying over the cookies when some kids from down the street broke into the house, came to the counter and attacked me with the cookies you just made. They forced some frosting into my mouth. They rubbed crumbs into my shirt. And they stuck this cookie in my hand. They said that if I didn’t hold it, they would force me to drink milk too.”
As legit as the story seemed, Mrs. Sommet just could not bring herself to believe Jerry. She pressed him some more, and interrogating some kids at the local daycare, Jerry admitted that he actually tore into the freshly baked cookies on his own. After the hoax was revealed, Jerry was placed on nursery arrest where he is no longer allowed to watch CNN or Empire.