After Destroying Public Property Local Man Changes Social Media Profile Job Title To "Activist"

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Storm Baker, a 29 year-old man was recently able to finish filling out his social media profiles. For years, he had to leave the 'works at' line of his 'About me' category empty. That all changed on Thursday. This week he figured out what his job title is.

"I'm a social diversity activist," announced Storm (whose real name is Clarence) on his Instagram account. "I've been trying to find myself for years. This week I discovered what I am supposed to do. I discovered my job. I'm an activist. I was at a social justice diversity rally a couple of days ago. We tore down this statue of a guy who did some bad stuff. As I stood there with some new unknown friends taking selfies and hashtagging the revolution of tolerance, I heard some people walk into the building and yell, 'Get a job.' I immediately thought... I just got a job. I'm in cultural demolition. And no, my job isn't a 9-5 with a paycheck. If I had one of those old school jobs I couldn't join flash mobs at a given instant and destroy stuff. A job would hinder my work. I am changing history while those people are paying the bills. So wish me well in my new endeavor."

Clarence announced that his new job would have him spending most days at the local coffee shop liking and sharing social justice memes. He started a GoFundMe to supplement the allowance he gets from his disabled mom.

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