10 Spooky Halloween Headlines From The Church World That The Mainstream Media Ignored

10 Spooky Halloween Headlines From The Church World That The Mainstream Media Ignored

The fake news media is burying stories you want to read. It happened again when several stories broke in the Church community overnight. Being Halloween there is a certain tension between the powers of darkness and the powers of light. So Unverified Source dug deep to bring you these harrowing headlines from Halloween night.

“Joel Osteen ‘Charlatan Shamed’ For Cultural Appropriation After Going Door To Door Dressed As Preacher Of The Gospel”

“Steven Furtick Invites Trunk-or-Treaters At Elevation Church To Come Back Sunday Where He Will Be Giving Out Spiritual Candy From The Pulpit”

“Rob Bell Had Compelling Chats With Trick-or-Treaters Advising Them That There Is No Kingdom Of Darkness To Be Celebrating”

“Chris Tomlin Admits To Backward Masking Extra Choruses On Hymn Covers”

“Joyce Meyer Spends Halloween Night Giving Trick-or-Treaters Bibles Laced With Bad Doctrine”

“Jars Of Clay Frightens Music World With Rumor That They Will Be Releasing New Album”

“Family Research Council Endorses Kim Jung Un As North Korean Dictator After Discovering ‘He Isn’t As Bad As Hillary Clinton’”

“Pope Admits He Wears Darth Vader Costume Under His White Robe”

“Rick Warren Releases ‘Purpose Driven Tricking’ And ‘Purpose Driven Treating’ Books”

“Franklin Graham Turns Away Group Of Trick-or-Treaters Mistaking Them For Immigrant Caravan”

Nation To Turn Calendars Back To 1929 This Weekend For America Saving Time

Nation To Turn Calendars Back To 1929 This Weekend For America Saving Time

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